which of you shall we say doth love us most?

[miss_swamp]

If King Lear had had a cat that pooped all over the place, and Cordelia had had a SpotBot, cleaning solution and paper towels, then that whole situation could have been avoided. You only clean cat poop for people you really love. Or who pay you.

Comments

[miss-swamp.livejournal.com]

Whaat, just leave it there for days?

[dougsdiner.livejournal.com]

Invest in a gas mask.

I can count on one hand six different reasons you should listen to me. . . .

[miss-swamp.livejournal.com]

Because you know ASL, Mr. Smartypants.

1) So I don't harm a potential baby
2) They're not my dang cats
3) It's gross
4) There have to be 4 reasons so I can pretend I'm on the Simpsons