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1) If you go someplace with free booze, eat before you go. Eat a lot.
2) You do not have to sample all the possible drink options, even if they look good, even if you don't finish them, even if they are, again, free.
3) Do not plan to go to the gym the following morning.
4) Have your packets of worksheets ready to go
5) Of course there's a curriculum connection with The Princess Bride. Somewhere.
6) The way you feel, remember feeling this way sometimes, back in college? It's your own damn fault.
2) You do not have to sample all the possible drink options, even if they look good, even if you don't finish them, even if they are, again, free.
3) Do not plan to go to the gym the following morning.
4) Have your packets of worksheets ready to go
5) Of course there's a curriculum connection with The Princess Bride. Somewhere.
6) The way you feel, remember feeling this way sometimes, back in college? It's your own damn fault.
