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U-11 Girls' Soccer News

The Beacon Hill Bobcats, coached by Ms. Mackiavellian and her friend Mrs. F, defeated the Lake City Tigers today by a score of 2-1. The coaches' plaintive cries of "Spread out!" and "Stay in your positions!" appear to have finally paid off. Defense was key to the Bobcats' victory, as the Tigers' only goal was scored on a penalty shot after defender Lien grabbed an opponent's jersey.

As champagne flowed after the game, Coach M. was overheard saying, "It's about damn time. Maybe there is a God after all."

Added Coach F, "Yeah, teaching the girls to trip and shove was a pretty good idea."

The Bobcats improve their record to 1-7.
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