which of you shall we say doth love us most?

[miss_swamp]

If King Lear had had a cat that pooped all over the place, and Cordelia had had a SpotBot, cleaning solution and paper towels, then that whole situation could have been avoided. You only clean cat poop for people you really love. Or who pay you.

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[deagh.livejournal.com]

:rofl:

Well, thankfully we only deal with poop when he or she gets a dangler that drops off, but recently there was cat vomit all over the place.

(Thankfully with his meds the vomit has stopped - only 17 more days of pills!)

But M is great with the little green clean machine when there is vomit, and he even scoops! He bought face masks to wear while doing it, even.

[textualdeviance.livejournal.com]

Three (formerly four) kitties with territory, anxiety and tummy/hairball issues.

We have the SpotBot AND a full-size steamer. And we're actually on our second one of those, since we wore out the first.

I'm never afraid that M doesn't love me, since he knew it was a love me, love my cats situation when we met.

[pixxelpuss.livejournal.com]

SpotBot? We've gone for many a year as cat owners without any fancy cleaning technology, and Kitten vomits when she's nervous (and she's always nervous), and Noob vomits when he eats too much (and he always eats too much). Tell me when and where to buy this marvel that will get me my security deposit back.

[deagh.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't have a SpotBot, so I cannot comment on their effectiveness, but I swear by our Bissell Little Green Clean Machine. We have a big steamer, too, but the smaller Little Green is perfect for cleaning up barf. Available at a Target near you, or a Sears (that's where we got ours, and I've seen them at Target) When we got it (before we moved to California) it actually managed to partially pull up stains that had come with the apartment!

[miss-swamp.livejournal.com]

The special SpotBot for pets is on sale at the new Renton Target for $107. Totally worth it, in my opinion.

[dougsdiner.livejournal.com]

Oi! You know what I have to say. Don't make me say it.

[miss-swamp.livejournal.com]

Whaat, just leave it there for days?

[dougsdiner.livejournal.com]

Invest in a gas mask.

I can count on one hand six different reasons you should listen to me. . . .

[miss-swamp.livejournal.com]

Because you know ASL, Mr. Smartypants.

1) So I don't harm a potential baby
2) They're not my dang cats
3) It's gross
4) There have to be 4 reasons so I can pretend I'm on the Simpsons