kitchen striptease

Before you fill the blender with sun-dried tomatoes and milk and basil and parmesan and cream cheese, before you plug it in, please be sure the switch is in the "off" position.

My hair is full of sauce and my clothes are on the floor. Yum.

Edit: you would not believe how much scrubbing it takes to get the aforementioned sauce out of one's hair, once it's dried.