fuckin' breeders

My friend S (the cute school psych/the catalyst) giggles whenever she talks about my huuuusband: "I can't believe you have a husband!" She giggles even more whenever the topic of "trying to get pregnant" comes up. "I know what that means!" she says. "That just means you're having a lot of sex!"

( Well, yeah, sometimes. )

Can you think of a better excuse for joining the Mile-High Club?